G. Warrior VS Funky Shepherd GO!!!
Riddle ye this. A boy and a man being similar and unakin, the boy is a warrior and is immensely strong and so is the man. Yet again who are they, do ye know? Ye will have to guess who they are so figure me out this riddle if you can.
In your imagination is your grandpa a skilled warrior? Probably not! What weaponry does your G. warrior wield in battle? Does he wield a sword, a bow, or does he have a quiver full of arrows? Have you ever seen a fleet-footed, geriatric aged gentleman, kill an orc, a goblin, or a cave troll?
This spry octogenarian warrior man said these words when he led the Rohanic troops into battle,
Hold your ground! Hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan my brothers, I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails ,when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day! An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight!! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the west!
Even though the G warrior’s troops were out numbered 10-1 they still won the battle!
Now how about we take a peek at a warrior that cannot see above the steering wheel, and yet he cut off the head of a Philistine of brobdignagian proportion! The warrior’s weird arsenal of weapons includes a stick and 5 stones. When this funky shepherd warrior came to battle, the lunk of a blubbering junk said, “Am I a dog that you come to me with a sticks and stones.” Then the sheppy said to the Philistinial elephantine.
You come to me with a sword, a spear, and a javelin, but I come to you in the name of the Lord of host, the God of the armies of Israel, whom you have taunted.
All of the sudden he heaved a chunck of Hornblende at the giant’s head and the lunk of the junk came crashing down.CLUNCK!!! Who would have thunk it? A funky shepherd decapitated a lunk of the junk.
So what see ye? Each warrior won the battle they fought. With much help these triumphal warriors acomplished amazing feats. All said, do ye knoweth the answer to me riddle?
Riddle ye this. A boy and a man being similar and unakin, the boy is a warrior and is immensely strong and so is the man. Yet again who are they, do ye know? Ye will have to guess who they are so figure me out this riddle if you can.
In your imagination is your grandpa a skilled warrior? Probably not! What weaponry does your G. warrior wield in battle? Does he wield a sword, a bow, or does he have a quiver full of arrows? Have you ever seen a fleet-footed, geriatric aged gentleman, kill an orc, a goblin, or a cave troll?
This spry octogenarian warrior man said these words when he led the Rohanic troops into battle,
Hold your ground! Hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan my brothers, I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails ,when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day! An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight!! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the west!
Even though the G warrior’s troops were out numbered 10-1 they still won the battle!
Now how about we take a peek at a warrior that cannot see above the steering wheel, and yet he cut off the head of a Philistine of brobdignagian proportion! The warrior’s weird arsenal of weapons includes a stick and 5 stones. When this funky shepherd warrior came to battle, the lunk of a blubbering junk said, “Am I a dog that you come to me with a sticks and stones.” Then the sheppy said to the Philistinial elephantine.
You come to me with a sword, a spear, and a javelin, but I come to you in the name of the Lord of host, the God of the armies of Israel, whom you have taunted.
All of the sudden he heaved a chunck of Hornblende at the giant’s head and the lunk of the junk came crashing down.CLUNCK!!! Who would have thunk it? A funky shepherd decapitated a lunk of the junk.
So what see ye? Each warrior won the battle they fought. With much help these triumphal warriors acomplished amazing feats. All said, do ye knoweth the answer to me riddle?